Mechanical Machination

Appliances are very needy.  Need to be cleaned.  Need to have maintenance.  Need a steady balanced diet of electricity  Need a kiss and a hug whenever they get damaged, or they whine like no other.  They have very fragile psyches, which you wouldn't expect from things like a two-ton industrial refrigerator, but there you go. 

High School Lesson #2644

Go to summer school to fix up your Algebra 2 skills.  Come back having learned survival, strategy, teamwork, and basic warfare.  It's all educational. 

Fishing Game

Recreational vampire hunting at its finest. 

Trifolium Tritium

It's not often that bad puns and superhero origin stories cross paths.  Maybe for good reason.