Friday, July 26, 2019

Mechanical Machination

Washing machine:  I'm sorry, everyone.  I just can't hold out any longer.  Furnace:  I cannot live if you must die!  Freezer:  Don't leave me here alone!  Homeowner:  Why is everything dying at the same time?!?

Appliances are very needy.  Need to be cleaned.  Need to have maintenance.  Need a steady balanced diet of electricity  Need a kiss and a hug whenever they get damaged, or they whine like no other.  They have very fragile psyches, which you wouldn't expect from things like a two-ton industrial refrigerator, but there you go. 

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