Friday, August 30, 2019

Off to Battle

A woman in military dress: Okay, soldier! I don't want to hear any whining or excuses out of you. There's a battle out there, and you are going to go out there and fight to your very last breath! Do you hear me?!? She's shown to be talking to herself in a mirror, smiles, and takes off her hat. She's next shown to be in a Kindergarten classroom, where she is the teacher, and gets mobbled by students. Kid 1: Hi, Miss Jory! Kid 2: Look what I can do with my tongue! Kid 3: I jumped in a puddle, and now my shoes are wet. Kid 4: Can we play with the blocks? Kid 5: Say something silly! Kid 6: I saw a bird! Kid 7: Ooh! Are we painting today?

Or in other words, bring out the animal crackers!  It's already a circus!

I've managed to avoid most direct interactions with kindergarten classes since I got out of elementary school, but looking back I think my teacher must have had superpowers. 
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