Unintended Function

I'll actually be impressed if no one's tried this.  College students are endlessly inventive in the most beautifully idiotic ways possible.  "Slim Jim spaghetti" comes to mind. 

Taste Tested

Basically what happened between one of our barn cats and some of our baby goats a couple days ago.  I never thought I'd have to utter the sentence, "Stop eating the cat," but that's what happens when you have goats. 

It's a Party In Here

Maturity is only skin deep. 

Shielding Effects

"Fear not, fair lady!  I shall protect you from the fiery darts of... your roommates' latest stupid argument."