Friday, April 3, 2020

Blood Cell

Are you an avid hematoligist? Into microanatomy? Or just creepily obsessed with blood in general? Vampire: Hey! Then get the all-new Blood Cell Phone!™ Make calls! Surf apps! Test your blood's iron content! Currently on back-order, because seriously, these guys are freaks. Vampire (toting a huge crate of blood cell phones): I can quit anytime I want to - I just don't want to! by Dilettante Co.

Vampires ruin everything, example #59,082.  At least someone made a profit on this one.

I'm kind of surprised that no one's made this a thing in real life.  It's an idiotically obvious pun. 
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