A Walk in the Zoo

Some zoos do indeed partner cheetahs with dogs.  Basically, male cheetahs are very social, but are also high-velocity 'fraidy-cats, so having a doggy friend gives them social cues so they know not to freak out at every new thing.  And the dog is just happy to have a new playmate.  So, good news for everyone!  ...unless they decide to gang up on the zookeeper. 

Olympic Chopsticks

The 2020 Olympics were originally slated to start about now, before the planet closed for cleaning and they got delayed.  But I decided to do something Olympic-themed anyway, which naturally had to be absolutely ridiculous.  For the record, I came up with this joke before I remembered that the host city is to be Tokyo. 

A Grate Achievement

"Enough cheese" is relative. 

Foiled Again

No concealed weapons permit needed for this one.  Good luck getting through doors, though. 

You'd think that this started out as a contemplation on ways to make sure people stay six feet away from you, but it actually didn't.  In fact, I didn't even make the connection to the present situation until I was halfway through drawing this.  I just wanted to make a dumb joke.  That's really all. 

P.S.  a foil is a type of fencing sword.  

Red, Bite, and Blue

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do fire pyrotechnics at bloodsucking fiends with utmost prejudice.