Friday, October 9, 2020

Revised and Expanded

Thoth confronts Osiris and Anubis, slamming down a ridiculously thick copy of The Book of the Dead (562nd edition, written by Thoth, revised and expanded by Osiris and Anubis).  Thoth:  In case I was overly subtle before, kindly stop including spells on earwax removal, or we'll see what happens when this thing impacts your noses at high velocity.  Isis:  Is that what happened to the Sphinx?

If you're going to take liberties with someone's manuscript, you might want to think twice if that someone happens to be a god of writing.  And also if he can easily weaponize your work against you in the most painfully literal way possible. 

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