Friday, March 12, 2021

Temporary Pet

Mel (walking through the door): So, um, this little guy was hanging around our door... An orange cat follows her inside. Pearl and Carmine: Kitty! Carmine: You're such a pretty boy, yes you are! Pearl: Can we keep him? Mel talks on her cell phone, then hangs up. Mel: Okay, the apartment manager says he can stay until we find his owners. Pearl and Carmine (hugging the cat): Yay! Pearl: You just want to eat him, don't you? Carmine: You know, I actually don't!

 Being a vampire means having to clarify things people normally don't need to clarify. 

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