Friday, May 28, 2021

Clean Sweep

Two guys from a yard work service survey a horrendeously messy yard.  Guy 1:  Where do we even start?  The second guy wordlessly hands him a can marked "napalm."  Guy 1:  Napalm isn't the answer to everything!  Guy 2:  It is this time.

 Whether it is the cause of or solution to problems is in the eye of the pyromaniac. 

Friday, May 21, 2021

First Will and Testament

Driver's Ed - First time on the highway:  Erin:  I'm not doing anything back here.  Do you want me to write your will?  Classmate:  Yes!  I love you, Mom, I love you, Dad...  Instructor:  That's not what a will is.  Classmate:  Don't care!

 An incident from back in driver's ed.  To be fair, I wasn't exactly a picture of confidence behind the wheel either.  But the instructor at no point screamed hysterically, so we were maybe probably not going to actually die. 

Friday, May 14, 2021

Friday, May 7, 2021