Friday, October 1, 2021

Dracula Ants

Scientist 1: Welcome to Madagascar! I understand you're here to study trees? Scientist 2: That's right. What about you? 1: I'm studying Dracula ants! 2: Say what? 1: They drink the blood of their young. The workers have no eyes, and they have really long stingers. Also, they're endangered, so if you see any, try not to hurt them, okay? Anywho, I'll let you get settled in. Sleep well! Cut to a panel of the terrified newcomer sitting up in the middle of the night, unable to sleep.

Yes, Dracula ants are very much real.  Don't worry - they don't drink human blood.  Probably. 

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