Sunday Morning, 8 AM

Certain people have conflicting ideas of what "day of rest" means.  

Carrot Cultists

I'm pretty sure the cats at my house don't eat carrots.  They do, however, eat corn, green beans, and cantaloupe rinds.   They're actually kind of obsessed. 

Golden Silence

This may or may not be based on an actual Olympics routine I once saw.  If it is, I didn't search to see who did it, both to protect the guilty and allow me to continue believing that the whole thing was just a fever dream.  

Teen Scream

Wake up, go to school, scream at infernal decibel levels.