Friday, February 11, 2022

Golden Silence

A pair of figure skaters at the Olympics perform a dance routine that involves them thrashing around, slack-jawed. After they finish, the audience sits in stunned silence, while the reporters try to figure out what to say. Reporter 1: You're on. Say something! Reporter 2 (covering the mike): Like what? That they looked like zombie marionettes? Reporter 3: Well, you can't say that...

This may or may not be based on an actual Olympics routine I once saw.  If it is, I didn't search to see who did it, both to protect the guilty and allow me to continue believing that the whole thing was just a fever dream.  

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