Friday, May 27, 2022

Freeze-Rays

Villain: You're too late, Depthcharge! Tremble before the might of my Freeze-Rays! Soon the world will- Depthcharge: "Freeze-Rays"? Seriously? Villain: ...As I was saying- Depthcharge: They're actually kind of cute. You know rays aren't particularly aggressive towards humans, right? Villain: Stop interrupting! Depthcharge: Hmm. Looks like you forgot about salt water freezing at a lower temperature. Villain: Gah!!!

Some supervillains meticulously craft their plots for world domination, carefully considering all the angles, trying to be one step ahead of the heroes.  

And some of them spend more brainpower on puns and corny monologues. 

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Friday, May 20, 2022

Bubble Dragon

Some knights are stuck in bubbles floating above a dragon. "When I was told we were fighting a bubble-breathing dragon, I pictured it going a lot differently."

"Cower before the might of my bubbles!" 

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Friday, May 13, 2022

Chef Concern

A group of chefs huddle on the roof above a flood with a space satellite floating by, looking in bewilderment at one member. Chef: Okay, next time I'll read the recipe all the way through first.

 Insert obligatory "recipe for disaster" joke. 

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Friday, May 6, 2022

Hammerhead

A merman uses a hammerhead shark as a hammer


It had to happen eventually.  

Don't tell PETA.  

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