Friday, May 27, 2022

Freeze-Rays

Villain:  You're too late, Depthcharge!  Tremble before the might of my Freeze-Rays!  Soon the world will-  Depthcharge:  "Freeze-Rays"?  Seriously?  Villain:  ...As I was saying-  Depthcharge:  They're actually kind of cute.  You know rays aren't particularly aggressive towards humans, right?  Villain:  Stop interrupting!  Depthcharge:  Hmm.  Looks like you forgot about salt water freezing at a lower temperature.  Villain:  Gah!!!

Some supervillains meticulously craft their plots for world domination, carefully considering all the angles, trying to be one step ahead of the heroes.  

And some of them spend more brainpower on puns and corny monologues. 

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