Dilettante Comics: October 2022

Friday, October 28, 2022

Exit the Premises

Thanatos leads a herd of zombies back to the underworld. "Okay everyone, move along. Party's over."

Gotta respect the curfew.

Happy Halloween!

Saturday, October 22, 2022

Ossuary

Hades is on the phone in his office, while Persephone is sitting off to the side, reading a Plants vs Zombies comic book. Hades (on the phone): Sure, Tantalus. I can schedule an appointment. How's Ossuary 3rd? Okay, see you then. Persephone: Ossuary is not a month of the year. Hades: Which is why it's the best time to schedule appointments.

The final resting place of unwanted commitments.

Saturday, October 15, 2022

Adequate Preparation

Thor and Tyr head down to Helheim. Thor: I take it you haven't been down to inspect the Underworld before? Tyr: No, I haven't. Why? They're greeted by Hel and her underlings flinging snowballs. Hel: Snowball fight!!! Thor: You didn't bring a helmet.

Helheim tends to get a bit chilly this time of year. And all the other times of year.

Friday, October 7, 2022

Vaudeville Act

The Grim Reaper wields a scythe: Your time is up. You will walk among the living no more. The Grim Reaper wields a vaudeville hook: Your time is up. You will perform crummy routines on this stage no more.

And so my weird October tradition once again commences. Meaning that it's lasted way longer than that second guy's performance.

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