Dilettante Comics: January 2023

Friday, January 27, 2023

Frankenstein's Blueprint

Person looks at a new "modern"-designed building that looks like a modge-podge. Person: Who on earth designed this thing? Cut to an image of Frankenstein's monster gleefully drawing up blueprints for buildings, while the doctor and his assistant watch in horror through a crack in the door. Assistant: You've created a monster.

I guess this also answers the "why?".

Friday, January 20, 2023

Fire Cat

Fire Cat Owner: Hello, Fire Department? My cat's up in a tree, and I need you to get him down. FD: Ma'am, that really isn't our jurisdiction. I can give you the number for - Owner: He tends to spontaneously combust. Aaand, right on cue. FD: On our way.

With a pet like this, you can save on heating bills. Not insurance, though.

Friday, January 13, 2023

Rabid Vampire

Two people run from some vampires. "That vampire has rabies. Don't let him bite you!" "Are you implying there are circumstances where I'd want to be bitten by a vampire?"

Admittedly, with some vampires it's hard to tell the difference.

Friday, January 6, 2023

The Leaning Tower of Tea-sa

Person carries a massive stack of herbal tea boxes, with the caption "The Leaning Tower of Tea-sa" above, lit in a glorious font. Second person: You might need an intervention.

I don't think herbal tea addiction is a thing, but we're about to find out.

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