Friday, January 20, 2023

Fire Cat

Fire Cat Owner: Hello, Fire Department? My cat's up in a tree, and I need you to get him down. FD: Ma'am, that really isn't our jurisdiction. I can give you the number for - Owner: He tends to spontaneously combust. Aaand, right on cue. FD: On our way.

With a pet like this, you can save on heating bills.  Not insurance, though. 

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