Friday, February 10, 2023

Deadhead Flowers

Trouble caring for plants? Skip the middleman and get one of our special Deadhead Flowers™ arrangements! Models include Spiky Monstrosity, Cat Victim, Mummified Gift Bouquet, and Bug-Eaten. Models also include Failed Science Experiment, Moldy Chia Pet, Bonsai Attack, Stink Bomb, Petal-Shedder, and Hanging-On-by-a-Thread.

Admire it with the satisfaction of knowing it's supposed to look that way!  

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