Friday, May 19, 2023

House Grouse

Things people don't want to hear the day before they move into a new house: "They found a bear in the bathtub." "There's some odd screaming coming from the basement. Probably nothing." "The new neighbors just converted their house into a giant loudspeaker." "Your house also moved."

To be fair, the circumstances in which these statements would actually be desirable are very minimal. 

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