Friday, June 30, 2023

Obvious Answer

Things you don't expect to hear at a library: Kid asks Erin: "Do you know where a book is?" "Yes?"

True story.  The kid never elaborated. 

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Friday, June 23, 2023

Physics Need Not Apply

Brother: Are you watching that dumb mermaid show again? Sister: It's not dumb! Mermaids on TV: Oh no! It's raining! The brother gives her a look. Sister: Okay, it's a little dumb.

Raining underwater.  Yep.  Makes perfect sense.  And yes, I have indeed seen this sort of thing in children's television. 

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Saturday, June 17, 2023

X-Ray Vision

Theater owner: By the way, you're fired. Employee: What? Why? Owner: I told you twice already to stop telling customers that the new medical drama is "X-Ray-ted." Also, I know you're the one who keeps stealing concessions.

 There is a time and a place for bad puns.  This isn't it. 

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Friday, June 9, 2023

Rock Dove

Rock Dove (Columbia livia) - rock-and-roll pigeons perch on an electric guitar

Pigeons in their natural habitat.

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Friday, June 2, 2023

Defying Gravity

Why is there a unicorn hanging out on the ceiling? Magical vibrations? ...or something? Yeah, don't question it.

 Unicorns do what they like. 

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