Rock and Roll All Halloween Nite

He's probably right, but Rule of Funny.   

In any case, we have a cartoon deer with no visible mouth dressing as a guy known for having a long tongue. This out to get interesting.

Questionable Decor

Congratulations.  You managed to confuse and concern even personifications of Death.  

So this here is Sedlec Ossuary, located at a Roman Catholic chapel in the Czech Republic.  At one point an abbot sprinkled some dirt he had collected from Golgotha over the cemetery, which resulted in a slightly ridiculous number of people wanting to be buried there.  After six hundred years, and after many, many attempts at getting all the bones organized, they finally employed a guy named František Rint to do the job.  This was a mistake.  His idea of organization was crafting human remains into chandeliers and garlands.  He signed his name to his work - in bones, of course.  And now it forever serves as inspiration for filmmakers who need creepy backdrops.  I'm sure that's definitely what those monks intended. 

Egyptian Zombie

To be fair, Egyptian mummies have pretty good reasons for desiring brains.  

Guard Dog

Beware the power of triple-strength puppy dog eyes.