Dilettante Comics: March 2024

Friday, March 29, 2024

Easter Basketball

Easter Basketball - a group of people in festive church clothes and flowery hats play basketball with a ball decorated like an Easter egg and the basket decked out with ribbons.

It had to happen sooner or later.

Friday, March 22, 2024

Cookie Pirates

Three kids dressed as pirates run into the kitchen where their mother is making cookies. "Storm the Starboard! Take no prisoners, only cookies!"

I have a sneaking suspicion that a dessert ban is in their future.

Friday, March 15, 2024

Bible Belted

An adult tells a kid to stop smiting people with the Word of God (i.e. whacking them with a Bible)

When Jesus said to suffer the little children to come unto Him, He didn't mean like this.

Friday, March 8, 2024

Clean Checked Out

Abram: Okay. Clean checks are tonight, so we need to get this apartment in shape. Ben, you're in charge of vaccuming. Ben: Will do. Abram: Cameron, you take the bathroom. Make sure you clean the shower. Cameron: We have a shower? Abram: Ew. Oh, and you'll need some toilet cleaner, so I'll pick some up when I'm at the store. Ben: We have a toilet? The other stop and stare at him. Ben: What?

There are many questions. I have no answers.

Saturday, March 2, 2024

Alpha Female

Mel, Pearl, and Carmine are in a dog pile, with Mel triumphantly sitting on top. "One is a vampire. One is a vampire hunter. But only one can be the boss."

It's not about your abilities. It's about knowing how to use them.

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