Friday, July 5, 2024

Automotivated

Mechanic: Sorry, I'm not installing a laser blaster on your car. Or a disintegration ray. Or a giant flyswatter. Or a gravity disrupter. Or a flame thrower. Or a rail gun. Or a sonic cannon. Or whatever an "irony blaster" is. Or a buzz saw. Or a shrinkinator. Or a rocket launcher. Driver: But there are so many morons on the road!

They may have had this conversation five or eight times already. 

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