Wrong Tool For the Job

I guess Easter eggs are harder to find when they're in pieces. 

Unstaffed

 The music shall go forth unto the world!  ...one way or another.

Butterfly Pox

Not exactly the easiest fashion statement to pull off, even when intentional. 

'Snot Enough

This is basically just me trying to explain how such an impossible amount of gunk manages to fit into my sinuses. 

Grown and Blown

March weather being March weather.  

Not-So-Sweet

There are ways to be both whimsical and practical.  This isn't it.  

Hopefully they have real food on board, lest they be tempted to try and eat the hull.  

Big Kitty

Insert obvious "what the cat dragged in" joke. 

Hero Dog

Inspired by my old dog Rosey.  You be the judge on whether she actually used her powers for good.

It's Been a Long Week

Don't question it.  Although do go ahead and look up pictures of those tiny antelope, because they're adorable. 

A Questionable Standard

Working at a library, I notice certain trends.  I like to collectively call them "yes, you can judge a book by it's cover."  Judge 'em hard.  They've earned it. 

Hoarded

Hoarding behavior can be dangerous.  Even if it's very cute. 

A Vision of Evil Television

Absolutely petty, and absolutely guaranteed to annoy everyone.  Buckle up. 

Wereceratops!

That's three horns and six tons of trouble.  Have fun. 

Pocket Veto

The one time when this is a good thing. 

Gift From a Gorgon

Such good little snakeys.  

A Good Point

Let's assume the knight has a permit for that.