Friday, January 31, 2025

A Vision of Evil Television

"So, what is your first act as Evil Overlord?" "I'm producing two TV shows. One is a gritty urban fantasy entitled "Mystic Justice". The other is a courtroom comedy entitled "Mistook Justice". They star the same actors and use very similar sets. They shall alternate at random in the same time slot." "It'll be hard to top this."

Absolutely petty, and absolutely guaranteed to annoy everyone.  Buckle up. 

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Friday, January 24, 2025

Wereceratops!

Beware the Wereceratops! (a were-triceratops under the full moon)

That's three horns and six tons of trouble.  Have fun. 

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Friday, January 17, 2025

Pocket Veto

A man gets caught trying to pickpocket from a woman. Police: Caught you, you dirty pickpocket! Woman: Fool! This dress has no pockets! Pickpocket: Curses!

The one time when this is a good thing. 

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Friday, January 10, 2025

Gift From a Gorgon

A gorgon offers a guy a present topped with a snake tied into a bow. Guy: I am somewhat suspicious of this gift.

Such good little snakeys.  

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Friday, January 3, 2025

A Good Point

The princess of Balloon Land is cursed that before evening on her sixteenth birthday, she'll prick her finger on a spindle and die. The king points out that as balloon people, any of them would die if they got pricked by anything. Including the wicked fairy. After one of the soldiers holds up a needle (to make a "point"), she cancels the curse and makes a hasty retreat. Evil fairy: I curse your princess! Before evening on her sixteenth birthday, she'll prick her finger on a spindle and die! King: We're balloon people. Any of us would die if we got pricked by anything. Including you. A soldier smirks and holds up a needle. Fairy (making a hasty retreat): Curse cancelled! Have a nice day!

Let's assume the knight has a permit for that. 

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