Friday, March 14, 2025

Not-So-Sweet

A spacecraft is out of fuel and stranded. So we're out of fuel. Yep. And stranded. Yep. In hindsight, a candy-based propulsion system wasn't the most effective choice.

There are ways to be both whimsical and practical.  This isn't it.  

Hopefully they have real food on board, lest they be tempted to try and eat the hull.  

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Friday, March 7, 2025

Big Kitty

A tiger carries a man in its mouth up to an old lady. Man: I found your cat.

Insert obvious "what the cat dragged in" joke. 

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Saturday, March 1, 2025

Hero Dog

Superhero version of Rosey has the power of a cast-iron stomach, and uses her power to free her fellow canines of the temptation to eat a ton of chocolate cookies. Rosey: With the power of my cast-iron stomach, I shall save you from the temptation to eat chocolate cookies! Dog: Hooray! My hero!

Inspired by my old dog Rosey.  You be the judge on whether she actually used her powers for good.

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