Friday, April 25, 2025

Vamposaurus Rex

Some Tyrannosaurus rexes are very unimpressed with a vampire T-rex. "Can't you just eat your food like a normal person?"

 The need for vampirism seems a bit questionable at this point. 

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Friday, April 18, 2025

Wrong Tool For the Job

Macho man tries to paint Easter eggs with a paintball gun. It goes about as well as you'd expect. "When you said you were painting Easter eggs with paintballs, I thought you were joking." "I probably should have been."

I guess Easter eggs are harder to find when they're in pieces. 

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Friday, April 11, 2025

Unstaffed

Music notes fly off a page: I don't think this sheet music was stored properly.

 The music shall go forth unto the world!  ...one way or another.

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Friday, April 4, 2025

Butterfly Pox

A kid is sick in bed. Mom: Your friends are bringing over your homework. Kid: Please don't tell them I have butterfly pox.

Not exactly the easiest fashion statement to pull off, even when intentional. 

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