Friday, May 30, 2025

Vampiric Zodiac

The twelve zodiac constellations vs how vampires see them: Aries - blood drop Taurus - cape Gemini - candelabra Cancer - fang Leo - plague rat Virgo - dinner Libra - O-negative blood unit Scorpio - lemur tail (don't ask) Sagittarius - castle Capricorn - beating heart Aquarius - little cat of the blackest night attacking a puppet Pisces - bat wing

Each culture has its own constellations.  Including the obnoxious ones. 

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Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Bouncy

"Mom! The cat swallowed the basketball again!"

Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.  

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Friday, May 16, 2025

Platypus Mix-Up

Some platypuses contemplate a creature that looks to be a reverse platypus, with a duck body and a beaver head. "Something's wrong here."

When the strange gets stranger.  

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Friday, May 9, 2025

Cute and Little

What a cute little morsel for lunch! A predator dinosaur preys on a small, cute plant-eater, only to realize a little late that the smaller dinosaur is also a vampire.

I just couldn't let it go at one vampire dinosaur. 

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Friday, May 2, 2025

What the Llama Dragged In

A house llama carries in a cat the way a cat would a mouse. "Dear? Your llama brought you a present."

The llama is very proud of himself. 

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