Friday, September 19, 2025

Brown Bear

Brown bear, brown bear, have you any wool? No, I'll eat you, you poor fool. I'll munch the master and I'll crunch the dame, And I'll gulp the little boy that lives down the lane. (a grizzly bear roars at some people running away screaming)

Baa, baa, black sheep, what do you see?

I see a screaming crowd running towards me!

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Friday, September 12, 2025

Bloodstoning

Vampires at a gem and mineral show keep getting bloodstones chucked at their heads. They don't get it. Vamp 1: It says here that bloodstone was believed to help stop bleeding. Vamp 2: I still don't get why people keep throwing them at our heads.

There has to be some kind of bonus achievement for causing a vampire to bleed via bloodstones.  

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Monday, September 8, 2025

Bactrian Halfpipe

A mouse creature uses the two humps on a bactrian camel's back as a skateboarding halfpipe

There's more than one way to use a hump.  

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