Dilettante Comics: January 2026

Saturday, January 10, 2026

Prescription Ponies

Toy pony-shaped pill bottles for kids Make medication fun with Prescription Ponies! Collect them all! by Dilettante Co. Lily Levothyroxine, Sparkle Cephalexin, Meadow Montelukast, Dreamy Amphetamine

I'm sure nothing bad can come of making pony-shaped pill bottles.

Friday, January 2, 2026

Fangs For Your Service

Why vampires usually aren't allowed in the military: -It's time to wake up and do roll call, but the vampire recruit was up all night. "Dang it, private! I told you not to stay up all night!" -A sergeant in the army reminds the soldiers that once again, blood will not be included in the rations, to the resident vampire's disappointment. "Despite frequent requests, blood will not be included in the rations." "Aww!" -A vampire is forcefully evicted from the medical tent. -Some prisoners of war are dismayed to find that the enemy officer in charge is a vampire, and is barely resisting taking advantage of them. "This is against the Geneva Convention!"

War is already complicated enough.

This comic was originally drawn specifically for my book, Don't B Negative. If you need more crazy vampires in your life, check it out!

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