Almost Ready

 

This is only untrue in that the kid's room is unrealistically clean. 

Entry: Disaster Area

The universe has ways of letting you know when it's time to clean your room. 


Other signs include:
-You discover Bigfoot has been hiding in your room for years.
-Your unwashed clothing has achieved sentience.
-The smell of your room has deafened people.

Drink Blood!!!

It's great for your health!!! 

...just not so great for everyone else's. 

Others Have Goats

I figure that goats happened when God decided to mix puppies and deer together.  The result was a species of adorable, devious critters that are nearly as efficient as wrecking balls, can exploit even the tiniest holes in their enclosure, and will happily ingest anything remotely vegetable in origin.  The good news is that all of this makes the excuse "the goat ate my homework" surprisingly plausible. 


For the record, most cats I know would try to eat the string too. 

We Have Priorities

Ah, one of the joys of apartment living. 

Though given their track record, they're still probably not getting their deposits back. 

Prickly

 

Alternate title:  "Cuddle Hazard."  True love knows no prickles. 


Fun fact #1:  A group of hedgehogs is called an array or prickle. 

Fun fact #2:  I just discovered that my home state will allow African Pygmy hedgehogs as pets, but not European hedgehogs.  Weird stuff. 

Poodles in Space!

Why? 

Why not!