Saturday, July 7, 2012

The Rocket's Red Glare


Group of kids pool together money And together we have $483 Hey, mister We'd like to buy some fireworks Fireworks stand worker: The holiday is over We know, but you're still open, right Um, fine What do you want Everything 5 hours later: boy holds up match, looking at huge firework pile This is going to be epic 5 minutes later: They are all on the moon by the United States flag Remind me how this happened again This doesn't taste like cheese

1 group of pyromaniac school-age kids + $500 of fireworks on clearance = 1 unplanned trip to the moon. 

Please do not try to replicate this at home.  These people are in the vacuum of space without helmets, which a typical human lung does not appreciate. 

Hmm?  Oh yeah.  And something about hurting yourself with those fireworks.
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