Friday, May 30, 2014

Concert Black


Choir teacher: Now everyone remembers the concert dress code, right  Student: Of course  Neon green PJs, a Carmen Miranda hat, platform stilettos, a plague doctor mask, hot pink elf ears, a glow stick necklace, and brass knuckles  Director raises an eyebrow  Concert black, Ma'am  Very good

Some people have no sense of humor.

This one was inspired by one student in my organ class, who keeps begging the professor to let him spray-paint his shoes metallic copper, among other things.  He has never won so far, though that might actually be a good thing. 

I would admittedly be a little wary of any concert where the uniform did involve plague doctor masks.


On an unrelated note, what does it say when the only reason you know someone's name is because of her headgear? 

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Cosmic Vampire Attack!!!

Interstellar spacecraft  Upon reaching outer space vampires quickly discovered they weren't alone  This encounter quickly devolved into arguments over who had feeding rights on which planets  And guess which lucky planet predictably got caught in the middle  Carmine and Pearl watch alien vampire ships flying in the sky  Truce  Truce

Once upon a time I threatened to do a space vampire comic.
Mission accomplished.


Yes, I know this post is very late.  Now in reality this was because I was facing artistic difficulties in getting the last panel to work (the original was completely different).  However, for my ego's sake can we all just pretend it was because I spent all weekend heroically fending off space vampires? 

Friday, May 16, 2014

No Re Mi


Do, a deer, a female deer, Bambie verses Godzilla  Re, a drop of golden sun, man crawls across desert  Mi, a name I call myself, clone machine  Fa, a long, long way to run, escape zombies  So, a needle pulling thread, stitching Frankenstein's monster  La, a note to follow So, sings off-key, listener covers ears  Ti, a drink with jam and bread, the Boston Tea Party  And that will bring us back to  Never mind, Godzilla squashes doe

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this one.
Granted, given how many times I've had people being mauled by vampires in my comics it shouldn't come as that big of a surprise.  But still...

Anyway, this is what happens when a slightly psychotic music major has heard a certain song a few too many times.  But you probably already guessed that.



And because I'm now obligated to include the video that influenced part of this...


My apologies to the world in general. 

Friday, May 9, 2014

A Pet for a Zombie

A zombie goes to bring your petto work day, carrying a box labeled: Contains one Schrodinger's cat


Because what else would a zombie have for a pet?  

And no, I'm not going to tell you what kind of a job a zombie would have.  Mostly because I don't know, but also because I probably don't want to know anyway. 

Friday, May 2, 2014

Appearances Deceive

Pearl finds bottles of red liquid inside the fridge  Gaah  Mel: Where else was I supposed to keep my hot sauce collection  Pearl: You're not funny  Carmine's ears smoke after drinking some: Not blood

Because every apartment needs a fire-breathing vampire in residence.

Panic is generally an appropriate response when confronted with a fridge full of red liquid, bottled or otherwise. 
And it's probably best to not ask where all that hot sauce came from in the first place.