Friday, December 5, 2014

The November Gauntlet

November 1st  dog girl pulls Christmas catalog from mailbox  Oh, no  November 6th  store Christmas display  Only 48 more days  I mustn't sing Christmas songs  November 17th  Mother watches Yet Another Hallmark Christmas Movie on TV  I won't play Christmas songs  November 22nd  Sister listens to Silver Bells music on radio  I can't Christmas songs  December 1st, 12:01 AM  Plays piano while singing Ding dong merrily on high, in heav'n the bells are ringing  Mom: I think this could've waited 'till morning  Christmas songs

For music lovers, fighting the Christmas Creep can be brutal.

Personally, I think that the "Christmas Creep" is actually a supervillian, bent on tormenting Christmas-loving souls everywhere by pushing merchandizing earlier and earlier every year.  It would explain so much. 

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