Friday, January 2, 2015

12 Days of Fright

December 25, Christmas morning:  Steve and vampire cousin Morvin exchange presents  Steve holds book: Reducing Cholesterol  Gee, thanks  Morvin: What are cousins for  Steve: Right  Here's yours  Merry Christmas  Opens present, finds screaming deer phobitron toy inside  Morvin: Um, thanks  How mildly disturbing  December 26: deer follows around the house  December 28: deer watches him brush teeth  December 30: deer appears in cupboard  January 1: deer screams all night  January 3 and January 4: paranoia grows  January 5: Morvin leaves  Mom: Where are you  Morvin: South for the winter  January 6  Mel: So you have no idea why he suddenly left  Steve: Not a clue

But all it wanted was love and cuddles!

I figured that at least some of you would want to see how this resolved.  You're welcome! 

Yes, I know this is technically a Christmas post and that it's January, but since the twelve days of Christmas go through to January 6th, I figured I could bend the rules.  This is the last one of the season, I promise. 

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