Butterfly Graffiti

Otherwise known as "how to seriously mess with butterfly collectors." 

At one point a photographer managed to hunt down patterns in butterfly wings resembling not only the entire alphabet, but all the numbers 0-9.  Needless to say, this sort of thing wasn't included. 

The Humanity Percentage

 

Technically human?  Yes.  Great personality?  Yes.  Common interests?  Yes.  Alive?  Well... 

Having absolutely no life outside of trying to kill your roommate can have unforeseen consequences. 


Note:  Am tired.  Will add color when not tired, or at least conscious.  Sorry. 

EDIT:  Now there is color, and it is glorious.  Glorious, I say!

Bibliohazard

When the mere sight of you gives the librarian a migraine...
When entire bookshelves are left desolate in your wake...
When simply carrying around your books grants you superhuman strength...
...Then you may want to start re-assessing your life. 

Six Minutes to Summer

 

I'm not sure I want to know what kind of ritual they do for the school bus.