Friday, June 12, 2015

Bibliohazard

Sign: Welcome to the Eastpoint Library  Patron carries huge stack of books to check-out desk  Librarian pours out aspirin: Happy place, happy place, go to my happy place

When the mere sight of you gives the librarian a migraine...
When entire bookshelves are left desolate in your wake...
When simply carrying around your books grants you superhuman strength...
...Then you may want to start re-assessing your life. 

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