Western Wild

Just close your eyes, count to ten, pray it's not an omen of worse things to come, and then see what you can get for it at the next trading post. 

Exact Words

Not quite what she had in mind. 


I know people are going to bug me about what they're actually saying, so here's the transcript: 

"No English, you say?"  (in German)
"You really should be more specific."  (in Russian)
"How was your vacation, Greg?"  (in Arabic)
"Pretty good.  I got some sleep."  (in Japanese)
"We like shiny things!"  (in Norwegian)
"Do you think she understands any of this?"  (in Greek)
"It's unlikely."  (in Maori)
"Long live the Revolution!"  (in Afrikaans)

Finally, I'd like to take this opportunity to dedicate this cartoon to Google Translate, for making it possible.  I also dedicate it to the kind people who will ignore any and all errors the aforementioned translator provided.  Thank you. 

Signs of the Times

A proper Driver's Ed instructor will prepare his students for all hazards they may encounter while on the road (minus getting stranded in North Dakota because you fed the radiator chili sauce, because let's face it - if you're dumb enough to get into that situation, no amount of instruction can save you). 

The Cupcake War Begins

Battles are won and lost.  Kingdoms rise and fall.  But nothing can stay the power of the cupcake.  Tread carefully, lest it consume you (metaphorically, because you're the one who's supposed to consume it).