To win a girl, you have to go through her father. If her father is not available, you have to go through her siblings. If siblings are not available, you have to go through her roommates. And in the absence of the above, her pets will take up the mantle.
And pets don't follow the Geneva Convention.
Of course, then there's the possibility of having to face up against all four groups at the same time, in which case it's probably better for everyone involved if you just leave the state while you still have all your limbs.
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