Friday, June 23, 2017

Death Petal

Man grills hamburgers as a crowd of people run past Citizen 1: Run It's the Snarfgratcher An adorable pupply with a flower behind its ear appears Man: Oh yes It's a terrifying puppy of doom The flower suddenly reaches out, snatches the grill, and starts to eat it, to the puppy's confusion Citizen 2: We weren't talking about the dog Citizen 3: Move it before it decides it wants a new host
 
A beautiful summer afternoon.  The bird are singing, the hamburger patties are grilling, and the carnivorous plants with their adorable canine hosts are roaming. 

Yeah, time to run. 
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