Friday, August 25, 2017

Premature Night, Premature Party

Crowd of people watch eclipse  Vampire: The hour is at hand  Night now rules the earth and I rule the night  Wah-ha-ha  Woman: You know totality only lasts a couple minutes right  Vampire: Wait what
 
Brought to you by a vampire's critical research failure, and by my determination to not let the eclipse mania end just yet. 

So my house happened to be right in the path of totality for this week's solar eclipse, and that was pretty awesome.  As in, soul-moving, life-altering-epiphany awesome.  Less awesome were the few thousand visitors who missed a reality check and all decided to try to leave town at the same time afterward, which inevitably gummed up every street in the city and brought the interstate to a standstill for the next ten hours.  This probably led to another, though considerably less welcome, epiphany for those involved.

But that's (probably) over by now, so everyone can go back to cooing over eclipse photos.  Ahhh....

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