All Bite Long

And the moral of the story is: do a thorough background check before hiring new zookeepers, and double-check their medical histories.  It will save you a lot of headache/dealing with authorities/long-winded explanations to hospital personnel. 

Or at least make sure your only sane employee doesn't leave town.  That would help too.

High School Lesson #5515

There are different varieties of science teacher crazy.  There's "Ms. Frizzle" crazy, there's "spends the entire year researching the properties of exactly one kind of rock" crazy, and then there's this. 

At least it's (probably) a good kind of crazy. 

Muffin Mania

Breakfast:  Blueberry muffins.
Second Breakfast:  Cinnamon muffins.
Elevenses:  Oatmeal muffins.
Brunch:  Jam muffins.
Lunch:  Rhubarb muffins.
Afternoon Snack:  Banana nut muffins.
Tea:  Cream cheese muffins.
Dinner:  Ham and cheese muffins.
Supper:  Corn muffins.
Dessert:  Chocolate muffins.
Midnight Snack:  Poppy seed muffins.

English muffins will not be permitted.

There's a Cult at the Bottom of the Stairs

 

So there's a group of deranged people locked in the basement, trying to bring about the end of the world as we know it via long-forbidden magic ceremonies.  Meh.  It still only contributes a small percentage to the total amount of stressors faced at college.  Now the waiting line for the Testing Center.  That's a problem. 

Note:  Due to a (mostly) unrelated set of stressors, I fell irreparably behind on this week's comic, and finally decided that getting sleep was more important than doing the coloring.  I'll do it eventually, once I wake up sometime tomorrow.  Or next year.  In the meantime, I decided to try doing a basic grayscale so viewers wouldn't have to sort through the lineart. 

EDIT:  Color content is now at 100% capacity.  Ish. 

High School Lesson #7525

 

"Cool it, kid.  Just stash some smoke bombs and a few arcane spells in your backpack for next time.  No big deal."