Saturday, August 11, 2018

The Princess Apparent

King: We need to find a suitable princess to marry our son.  Queen: How about that new stableboy?  King: ...Huh?  Queen (doing air-quotes): Oh, "he" is actually a disguised princess.  King: How do you know?  Queen: The classic signs.  Narrow shoulders, impeccable manners, reports of a princess from two kingdoms over in hiding, barely-stifled curtsies... and that.  She points over to where the "boy" is singing while the adorable woodland critters help her with cleaning, in a sublimely Disney-princess-esque manner.

A good princess can't stay hidden for long.  The local wildlife won't permit it.

Note:  Proper colors will arrive shortly, unless a fairy godmother or something finishes it before you read this, in which case disregard this message.

Edit:   This comic has magically been bestowed color.  Whether or not a fairy godmother had anything to do with it shall be left ambiguous. 

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