Friday, September 7, 2018

A Truncated Offer

Pearl: I need to pick up some things from the store. Can you give me a ride? Mel (working on homework): Can't. My cousin is borrowing my car until tomorrow. Carmine, didn't you say you had a car? Carmine (reading a Super Vampire comic book): Technically my brother's, but yeah. I still need to get that body out of the trunk, though. Pearl: You have a dead body in your trunk?!? Carmine: I never said dead. He's still alive ...probably. Pearl grabs her ax and advances. Carmine: I'm kidding, I'm kidding! Mel: You know, walking there would probably take less time than killing each other.

Helpful Hint:  If people can't tell if you're joking or not, you probably shouldn't be joking.
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