Friday, December 21, 2018

Pressing Needs

Dear Santa: Do you really deliver presents to every house in the world? -Gretchen Santa writes: No. Some houses have more pressing needs... Santa Claus and a couple of elves work on cleaning out someone's fridge. Elf: Ugh. I guess this is pea soup, or something. Santa: It used to be lasagna.

It doesn't have to be in a package to be a gift. 
But seriously, don't intentionally leave expired food for Santa to clean up.  That's just pushing it, and can put both your health and your place on the "Nice List" at risk. 
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