Friday, January 11, 2019

Ice Scream

Girl: Mom!  An ice monster is trying to eat our house!  Mother: The icicles are just sliding off the roof.  They do look a little like teeth, though.  Outside, a giant wendigo really is eating the house, its teeth hanging over the windows.

It occurs to me that this may be the most horrifying thing I've posted on here, other than that incident from figure drawing class.  But to be fair, there's a wendigo here.  Vampires and zombies have nothing on giant, cannibalistic, winter monsters. 
The good news is that they're not invincible.  Experts agree that they can be countered with heat, sunshine, and Beach Boys music. 

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