Friday, January 25, 2019

Invasive Species

A guy buying a ski lift pass notices a sign reading, "Warning:  Losing your snowboard down the hill risks the safety of both you and others."  Guy:  What's with that?  Desk attendant:  Well-  Worker:  Snowboards are an invasive species.  If they escape into the wild, they'll multiply and wreck the ecosystem irreparably.  Cut to an image of wildlife fleeing a pack of snowboards.  The guy and attendant exchange glances. Both:  Sure.  We'll go with that.

Mankind has unleashed many terrible things upon the world.  Coal ash contamination.  Riced cauliflower.  The 1970s.  But the threat of feral snowboard packs surpasses all of that.  
So do your part.  Monitor your snowboard's activity, and report any wild snowboard sightings to the authorities immediately.  

Thank you. 

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