Friday, April 5, 2019

Cretaceous Concert

Student: Here's the piece I wrote. Do you think we can play it? Band Director: Let's have a look. "Concerto for Parasaurolophus." Interesting concept. So how are you going to replicate dinosaur sounds? Student: Umm... The director notices that the score has a part written for an actual Parasaurolophus. Director: I recall that the court ordered that time machine destroyed. Student (grinning sheepishly): Technically it's a different one. Behind them, some other students try to lead a Parasaurolophus into the room.

After the sheet music mix-ups, frozen French horns, jalapeño jam, flood, and tromboon, you'd think that high school band couldn't get much weirder.  Challenge accepted.

At least it ought to get him extra credit in both band and science class. 
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