The Most Important Lesson

I hear that teachers often learn more than their students.  Not sure if this is one of those times or not.
Though maybe we should be more concerned over how the teacher hasn't caught onto the fact that not a single student has indicated what the class is actually on.

Red Rider

Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go! 
My wolf knows the way, and he better pray this doesn't stay status quo.

Leashes

I don't know for sure, but I strongly suspect that modern men's formalwear was invented by a woman.

Intravenomous

Wars are won and lost in the name of a good pun.

And yes, vampires being allergic to roses really is a thing.  I bet that could lead to a lot of interesting promotional sales at florist shops. 

Frankenstein's Comic

So I keep a list of all the ideas I come up with for future comics in a text document, and sometimes weird things happen.  I actually noticed this coincidence a while ago, but had to wait until I was too tired to veto this as a stupid idea.