Friday, May 10, 2019

Intravenomous

Doc 1: Dang it! The vampires broke in again! Doc 2: Maybe now would be a good time to test out my invention. Doc 1: Your invention? Doc 2: I made a mixture of stuff that's toxic to vampires - you know, garlic, hawthorn, wild rose, holy water... Doc 1: Yeah? Doc 2: I got it to look similar to real blood, so we can fill an IV pack with it and use it as a countermeasure. Doc 1: Wait a minute... Doc 2: I mean, I know doctors are supposed to do no harm, but... Doc 1: Hold it. Are you saying you invented a poison IV? Doc 2: Erm... Doc 1: Is all this just so you could make a bad pun? Doc 2: That's not entirely true!

Wars are won and lost in the name of a good pun.

And yes, vampires being allergic to roses really is a thing.  I bet that could lead to a lot of interesting promotional sales at florist shops. 
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